2022-2023 College Hoops All-Name Team

There are more than 5,500 active players in D1 men’s college basketball this season, a sample size plenty large enough to yield its fair share of exceptional names. Players like KyKy Tandy (pronounced ‘Key-Key’) at Xavier, Churchill Bounds at Central Arkansas (pictured above), Wooga Poplar at Miami, Chris Cross (!!) at Southern Illinois, Love Bettis…

College Hoops All-Name Team

There are 358 teams in Division 1 basketball, which translates to roughly 5,370 players on active rosters. Some players’ names are redundant (see Ali Ali of the Akron Zips or Akok Akok – ‘a-cook a-cook – of the UConn Huskies). Other names are a wildly unique combination of words (see Wheza Panzo of the Stetson…